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aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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devin-rimeswyth-seven:

Other people: I like the new girl in Sword Art II, she’s hot.

Me: Who? Sinon?

Other people: No, the dark haired one!

Me: …That’s Kirito.

Other people:

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Oh God, I just watched the 4th episode. This is more true than ever…

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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heichou-relatable:

This song probably plays on repeat in hell 

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>By far the worst thing I have ever done.

>Be 16 at first guy/girl party

>We grew up in a small conservative town in East Texas

>Party on friend (girl)’s small crappy family boat

>Be socially awkward and have nasal blockage

>Get invited to rousing game of ‘Truth or Dare’ by friend (guy)

>Guy friend is dared to kiss friend (girl). Pretty weak looking back.

>Become nervous to have first kiss on crappy small boat

>Bottle spins

>Get asked by friend (girl) whether or not I like her parent’s boat

>Bottle lands on me

>Get asked ‘Truth or Dare’

>Barely caught question, doesn’t register yet

>Begin sentence with “In truth,”

>Stop mid sentence, realizing mistake

>I like big boats…

>and I cannot lie.

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monroeshenanigans:

angryskitty:

plantsa-man:

ben-bendraws:

smoxz:

starcre8tor:

No trust me….you will gain 10000 life points..
Just. Listen.  [x]

i went into this expecting to not be disaponted and i was right.

HOLY HELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY GOOD

Kat, Shim, I think you two should see this. o3o

That was a LOT better than I thought it would be! XD

(I’m also pleased to know that I’ve made it as ‘resident fan of KLK on most peoples’ dashes. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ )

Pleasantly surprised.
RESIDENT FANS UNITE ~OuO~

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

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